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faramihr:

This is a PSA to ANY of my followers.

YOU CAN TAG ME IN STUFF.

YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME.

SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG.

MAKES MY DAY.

LIKE SERIOUSLY.

YOU THOUGHT OF ME. 

YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST.

YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING.

BLESS YOUR SWEET SOUL.

BLESS.

YOUR.

SOUL.

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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priceless.

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

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